Total Medals Earned: 1,852 (From 254 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,125 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Transplant all bones
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/120 points)
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find the evil!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find the chicken!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
why it pre installed?
lol
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Venture outside of your room for the very first time ever!
Visit Michael Jacksons House
Find your way out of the city!
Finish the game and get the golden spork!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/480 points)
beat first race.
beat kwockles.
beat EegMean.
beat medaLswanick.
beat Shradow.
Finish the game.
Loose all Lives.
Lose'd To each race Atleast Once(No Order Needed & not affected by GameOver).
Carpal Tunnel syndrome UNLOCKED?? (40 Speedy Hits-in-row)
Get 999+ rings.
Beat ALL races without losing once (Perfect Run).
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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