Total Medals Earned: 1,832 (From 250 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,745 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 9/9 (120/120 points)
Start the game
unlock brown slides background
unlock Red Lines background
Unlock Green Tower background
unlock Dark Tree background
unlock Purple Planet background
unlock Sand Dunes background
unlock Blue Ocean background
unlock Know White background
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (300/300 points)
Made a costume based on Cordelia from Dead Estate
Made a costume based on a character Ms. Leblanc saw somewhere
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 10/10 (440/440 points)
Earn 1 In-Game Achievement
Earn 3 In-Game Achievements
Earn 10 In-Game Achievements
Earn 15 In-Game Achievements
Earn 6 In-Game Achievements
Earn 20 In-Game Achievements
Earn 25 In-Game Achievements
Earn 30 In-Game Achievements
Earn 35 In-Game Achievements
Earn 40 In-Game Achievements
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Level 4
Medals Earned: 13/17 (330/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 10/10 (205/205 points)
Solve sudoku puzzle
Solve word search puzzle
Click the pen 100 times