Total Medals Earned: 1,828 (From 248 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,675 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (215/220 points)
Play the game.
Die for the first time.
Kill something.
Kill the chapter 1 boss.
Complete Chapter 1.
Eat a space donut!
Play Chapter 1.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (370/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (30/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/60 points)
Get 50 points.
Get 100 points.
Get 150 points.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (110/275 points)
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (75/475 points)
Collect 3 Stars
Collect 10 Stars
Collect 20 Stars
Collect 30 Stars
Collect 40 Stars
Earn 40000 Points
Collect 50 Stars
Collect 60 Stars
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
Wait, so it's not actually bottomless?
Medals Earned: 55/69 (365/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.