Total Medals Earned: 1,832 (From 250 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,745 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (45/145 points)
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Watched the first flash
We golden
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Well, that was pretty bad!
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
GET A TOTAL SCORE OVER 100
GET A TOTAL SCORE OVER 4000
GET A COMBO
GET A TOTAL SCORE OVER 9000
Medals Earned: 10/10 (430/430 points)
Collect 3 Stars
Complete 5 Levels
Complete 10 Levels
Collect 10 Stars
Complete 20 Levels
Collect 25 Stars
Collect 50 Stars
Complete 30 Levels
Collect 90 Stars
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Drag all organs to body in time
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
We have more great games, bro!
Out of the park!
Hoop it up!
Footsport is the best sport.
Score 100000 broints!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee